- Hair bobbles don’t snap
- USBs go in the right way the first time around
- My neighbours stop seeing me naked because every bloody room is overlooked!
- It stops raining when I’m wearing pumps and it’s not sunny when I’m wearing boots
- I don’t have to blow dry my hair, iron or take my makeup off before bed
- Tampon tax is removed
- Periods are switched for unlimited Prosecco for 7 days each month
- Coat hangers stop getting tangled
- I have time to take care of a pet dog
- People indicate when turning
- Models have cellulite
- Spotify stops its adverts
- People stop wolf whistling
- Shit stops happening to good people
- I wake up without an alarm
- Supermarkets stop moving their stuff around
- Oh yeah and when we have world fucking peace!
That is all. Thanks.